Bristol's Major Trophies As A Footballing City!

Bleed nell! We gotta buck arr ideawls up wiv regard to football annus? Juss look at these statistics me babbers! Bristol's the only city outa the 10 biggest ten cities in England wot 'av never won a major bleedin' domestic trophy!


Football Honours - 10 Largest Cities in England 

London (population 8,825,000)        
Arsenal - League Champions (13) FA Cup (13)  League Cup (2)                                            
Chelsea - League Champions (6) FA Cup (8) League Cup (5)
Crystal Palace - Zero major trophies                       
Fulham - Zero major trophies
Tottenham H. - League Champions (2) FA Cup (8) League Cup (4)
West Ham - FA Cup (3)                                                                                 
Brentford - Zero major trophies
Millwall - Zero major trophies
QPR - League Cup (1)
Wimbledon - Zero major trophies
Charlton Athletic - FA Cup (1)
                                                          
     
Birmingham (population 1,137,100)      
Birmingham City - League Cup (2) 
Aston Villa - League Champions (7), FA Cup (7) League Cup (5)  
                                               
  
Leeds (population 784,800)                
Leeds Utd - League Champions (3) FA Cup (1) League Cup (1)  

                                                      
Sheffield (population 577,800)           
Sheffield Utd - League Champions (1) FA Cup (4)
Sheffield Wed. - League Champions (1) FA Cup (3) League Cup (1)  
 
                
Manchester (population 545,500)    
Manchester Utd - League Champions (20) FA Cup (12) League Cup (5)
Manchester City - League Champions (5) FA Cup (5) League Cup (5)                                                             
                 

Bradford (population 534,300)        
Bradford City - FA Cup (1)
    
           
Liverpool (population 491,500)        
Liverpool FC - League Champions (18) FA Cup (7) League Cup (8)
Everton FC - League Champions (9) FA Cup (5)
  
                                                                                                             
Bristol (population 459,300)             
Bristol City - (Zero major trophies)
Bristol Rovers - (Zero major trophies)

                                                                                                                                                           
Coventry (population 360,100)        
Coventry City - FA Cup (1)

  
Leicester (population 353,500)           
Leicester City - League Champions (1) League Cup (3)
                      


                                                                                  

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