Bristolian World And Local Geography



Since I launced the Bristolian map of Bristol (below) on my Professor of Bristolian Facebook Page, with almost every district spelt the gert proper Bristolian way, it has entered Bristolian folklore.


However, it is not the first map that I created with the uniqueness of Bristolian spelling. As can be see below, there was also a map of the world created with all the countries spelt the Bristolian way. Note too, that there are no monkeys in the Arctic region, that the Specific Oshyun lies between Ashiawl and Norf Americawl and that Antarticawl is down thur somewhere to the Souf, completely off of the map!


Of course, the Bristolian take on geography doesn't stop with maps of the world and the City of Bristol. No, there is also Europe to consider, although why Denmark has been renamed as Primark is rather beyond me.


And our display of helpful maps, for all of you who are studying the Bristolian language, would not be complete without a map of the UK spelt the gert proper Bristolian way. As you will see, Bristol is given its rightfully prominent place on the map and is spelt Brissdawl, which is how the majority of Bristolians pronounce it.


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